March 2012
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you know what I just found?
this:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html
this is hilarious.
i literally just laughed myself into a headache.
that said, you should go read it.
Statuses I'd Really Like To Say Things To:
Bahahahaha? Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t know you were a sheep.
well aren’t you clever? i didn’t know you were a comedian.
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URGENT! READ THIS! Stuff you did not know that...
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:
weirdsociology:
lemuffinmistress:
ruvy:
I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.
And there is no morning after pill for HIV.
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.
http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/
If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please...
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Jai guru deva om - Nothing's gonna change my...
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The Letter of the Law
lulz-time:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
"The Face of Boe, they called me"
tardisingallifrey:
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PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY! LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOUR...
brodinsons:
In just a few hours, Google will put into place new privacy policies. Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today, will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.”
If you don’t act today, all your past searches and activity will be retroactively applied. Here’s how to change that in less than a minute (tutorial snagged...
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ellabert:
macarism:
t9:
pullmebacktoearth:
wtf did i just watch ahahhaha
omg what the hell was that
So good
wut
Que la fuck.
is it bad that i almost don’t consider this strange anymore?
February 2012
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what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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thetomknight asked: I just watched that girl with a camera on a hula hoop video, in full screen, on my big monitor. I am legitimately dizzy and confused. WHAT IS THE ROOM DOING AROUND ME?!
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ellabert replied to your post: ellabert replied to your post: ellabert replied to…
NEW PUPPY???? WHAT KIND!!!
he’s a black lab! three months old the day we brought him home (he was born on november 14th, we brought him home this month, three months to the day since he was born) and his name is rigby.
Ilunga (Bantu): A person who is willing to forgive abuse the first time;...
– Apparently, in 2004, this word won the award as the world’s most difficult to translate. Although at first, I thought it did have a clear phrase equivalent in English: It’s the “three strikes and you’re out” policy. But ilunga conveys a subtler concept, because the feelings are different with each...
Fuquay Varina, North Carolina
i just saw this on a post from taco bell.
i wasn’t looking directly at the post, so i misread it.
i thought it said something about a furry vagina.
i don’t want my quesadilla to be made by a furry vagina.
so i’ve got sinusitis and a nasty cough. i have augmentin for said sinusitis, and i’ve got some other medication for the cough.
the cough medicine is some powerful shit, that, according to the bottle may be habit forming.
i’ve been coughing for some time now, and i’m tempted to take it, but it says to take every 4 to 6 hours, and i am going the fuck to sleep soon.
also,...
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum locks himself out of his house and has to call his wife and be really embarrassed while she drives home from work all the way across town to let his dumb ass back inside
and hopefully it makes the news.