January 2012
December 2011
1 tag
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Or, if you're me:
Friend: Kiara isn't a princess.
Me: Fuck you. Fuck you. Kiara is the daughter of a king. She. Is. A prince-
Friend: But she's a LION.
Me: Them...us. Look at them. They ARE us. What differences do you see? Aren't we all part of the Circle of Life?
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Or, if you're me:
Friend: Kiara isn't a princess.
Me: Fuck you. Fuck you. Kiara is the daughter of a king. She. Is. A prince-
Friend: But she's a LION.
Me: Them...us. Look at them. They ARE us. What differences do you see? Aren't we all part of the Circle of Life?
THE SERVERS OF TUMBLR ARE MINE- AND THEY WILL OBEY...
gallifreyantragedy:
(ok, not really, but it was fun pretending! :3)
5 tags
Whenever I see a clown fish...
It’s automatically named NEMO.
More LOLs Here
Me: okay, now you just have to take out your wind thing and blow this guy's head around in a circle until he gets dizzy...
Link: *pulls out a bomb*
Me: NO. FUCK YOU.
Link: *killed*
Reblog/ like if you think Taylor is beautiful.
i-am-the-swan-queen:
